megahertz?	When you drop a big log on your foot!
random access memory?	Not telling your spouse what you paid for that brand new computer!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who?	Normally I ring the bell, but I couldn’t reach it!
If you have a candle that is one inch wide and two inches tall, and another that is two inches wide and one inch tall, which candle will burn longer?	Neither. They both burn shorter!
What do you call a priest whose hobby is computers?	A chipmonk!
What goes z to a?	A zebra!
Why do cows wear bells?	Because their horns don’t work!
What is the ninth best way to relieve stress?	Write a short story using alphabet soup!
What is the fourth best way to relieve stress?	Fill out your tax form using Roman numerals!
What is the second best way to relieve stress?	Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on!
What is the absolutely best way to relieve stress?	Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa, and vice-versa!
Where does a bird go when it loses its tail?	The retail store!
Why didn’t the tree answer the question?	It was stumped!
Why are all baby ants confused?	Because all their Uncles are Ants!
What is Dracula’s favorite sport?	Casketball!
Which college has the best view of California?	UCLA!
What do pigs put in their computers?	Sloppy Disks!
Why did Mickey Mouse go into space?	To find Pluto!
What’s a sheep’s favorite fruit?	Baaaaaaaaaanana!
Where do books sleep?	Under their covers!
What did the dentist give to the marching band?	A Tuba Toothpaste!
What did the one toilet say to the other?	You look flushed!
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a pig?	A bird that hogs the conversation!
Why do sheep make bad drivers?	Because they make too many ewe turns!
What animal are you like when you take a bath?	A little bare!
What did one flower say to the other?	Hey Bud!
What kind of teeth can you buy for a dollar?	Buck Teeth!
What did the egg say when it burped?	Eggscuse me!
What do you say to a nurse?	Nothing, because they call all the shots!
What did Winnie the Pooh say to his agent?	Show me the honey!

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